I Never Thought I'd Say...

[SV Dad]

"LET GO OF THE CHIPMUNK!"

 

[Patti]

You can NOT chase that German Shepherd down the street!!!

 

[Sue]

Why is there a toy mouse in the....toilet, water bowl, at the bottom of the pool? Often times followed by.....why is there a wet mouse on the bed? Or....I don't want to throw the wet mouse. Sue

 

[admin]

Who is that under the covers, nibbling on my toes?

 

[John Popp]

My wife in tears and the ceramic piece of art I had brought her back from Paris laying in bits on the floor. Chongo and I getting yelled at with his ancestory being questioned along with me getting cursed at in some undecipherable language for ever bringing him home. At that point, and both of us with our tails firmly planted between our legs, Trish storming out of the room, I picked Chongo up and whispered to him "I think we need to go have a drink".

 

[admin]

My wife in tears and the ceramic piece of art I had brought her back from Paris laying in bits on the floor. Chongo and I getting yelled at with his ancestory being questioned along with me getting cursed at in some undecipherable language for ever bringing him home. At that point, and both of us with our tails firmly planted between our legs, Trish storming out of the room, I picked Chongo up and whispered to him "I think we need to go have a drink".

Oops...poor Chongo...and poor you

 

[Jacq]

All this tile, and you HAD to throw up on the kitchen, bathroom, door rug.

 

[John Popp]

All this tile, and you HAD to throw up on the kitchen, bathroom, door rug.

That's always a given.

 

[Kristine]

CATS!!! GET OUT OF THE BATH TUB! Cats, don't try and eat jalepenos!

 

[ScottKelly911]

These two phrases seem to be used quite often:
"Hey get down from there"
"Hey, THAT'S NOT A TOY!"