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Most Ridiculous Laws
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Now those made me chuckle!
HappyS
Savannah Super Cat
Maryland:
A woman may not go through her Husband's pockets while he is sleeping.
Or
Men may not buy drinks for female bartenders.
And county laws get even weirder!
Baltimore:
illegal to take a lion to the movies
Or
Illegal to wash or scrub sinks
Halethorpe:
Kisses longer than one second are illegal
Rockville:
You may not swear on a highway
A woman may not go through her Husband's pockets while he is sleeping.
Or
Men may not buy drinks for female bartenders.
And county laws get even weirder!
Baltimore:
illegal to take a lion to the movies
Or
Illegal to wash or scrub sinks
Halethorpe:
Kisses longer than one second are illegal
Rockville:
You may not swear on a highway
Marissa
Savannah Super Cat
In pa ....
you are not allowed to sleep on a refrigerator outdoors
if your driving and see horses coming toward you (riding or carriage) you must pull over and cover your car till they go by.
You may only catch fish by using your mouth if you aren't using a fishing rod, no other body parts can be used.
In Florida ...
You may not sing in public while wearing a bathing suit
If you tie an elephant to a parking meter you still have to pay the fee
You may not have a sexual relationship with a porcupine
No farting in public after 6 pm
In Ohio....
You are not allowed to get a fish drunk
You must honk your horn every time you pass an oncoming car
In new jersey....
It's illegal to frown at a police officer
You may not wear a bullet proof vest while committing a murder
A man is not allowed to knit during fishing season
You are not allowed to slurp your soup...
A big lol to them
you are not allowed to sleep on a refrigerator outdoors
if your driving and see horses coming toward you (riding or carriage) you must pull over and cover your car till they go by.
You may only catch fish by using your mouth if you aren't using a fishing rod, no other body parts can be used.
In Florida ...
You may not sing in public while wearing a bathing suit
If you tie an elephant to a parking meter you still have to pay the fee
You may not have a sexual relationship with a porcupine
No farting in public after 6 pm
In Ohio....
You are not allowed to get a fish drunk
You must honk your horn every time you pass an oncoming car
In new jersey....
It's illegal to frown at a police officer
You may not wear a bullet proof vest while committing a murder
A man is not allowed to knit during fishing season
You are not allowed to slurp your soup...
A big lol to them
Marissa
Savannah Super Cat
In Alaska
You may not tie a dog to a roof of a car
In Iowa
A one armed piano player may only perform for free
A man with a mustache may not kiss his wife in public
In Texas
You may not sell your eye
You may not shoot a buffalo from a second story building window
In new York...
You can be fined for flirting
The legal consequence for jumping off a building is death
You may not have an ice cream cone in your pocket on Sunday
You may not tie a dog to a roof of a car
In Iowa
A one armed piano player may only perform for free
A man with a mustache may not kiss his wife in public
In Texas
You may not sell your eye
You may not shoot a buffalo from a second story building window
In new York...
You can be fined for flirting
The legal consequence for jumping off a building is death
You may not have an ice cream cone in your pocket on Sunday
Rylie
Diorcats
Oh My Gosh! Some of those are absolutely silly! WOW I think the best is not being able to use a bullet proof vest while committing murder!
Iowa says you can't kiss someone for more than 5 minutes.
In Washington state it is illegal to use an xray machine to find a perfect shoe fit.
In North Dakota beer and pretzels can not be served at the same time.
You also can't go to bed wearing shoes in ND.
No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth. --- HAHA
In Boston it is illegal to take a bath unless one has been ordered by a physician to do so.
It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol in Louisiana.
A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.
You cannot lend you vacuum to your neighbor in Denver, CO.
In Alabama, putting salt on a railroad track is punishable by death.
In Portland, Maine a woman cannot be tickled under the chin by a feather duster.
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Iowa says you can't kiss someone for more than 5 minutes.
In Washington state it is illegal to use an xray machine to find a perfect shoe fit.
In North Dakota beer and pretzels can not be served at the same time.
You also can't go to bed wearing shoes in ND.
No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth. --- HAHA
In Boston it is illegal to take a bath unless one has been ordered by a physician to do so.
It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol in Louisiana.
A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.
You cannot lend you vacuum to your neighbor in Denver, CO.
In Alabama, putting salt on a railroad track is punishable by death.
In Portland, Maine a woman cannot be tickled under the chin by a feather duster.
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