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DocMac
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He shredded my real estate tax receipts and several of my medical mileage records. Lol.
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DocMac
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I put them into a zippered fabric file case, but didn't zip it. I thought it'd be simpler this AM to get started again. I knew better. He's been a paper fanatic - toilet, kitchen, printer, newspaper...anything, since he was a baby.
xumi's mom
Susan
I am pleased to offer my newly found skill as a phlebotomist!
I have always excelled at drawing blood, even in sites that are not highly vascular. I believe this is my true calling.
I am proud of the sharpness of my teeth, and I keep them maintained by working them on a variety of surfaces. I was biting Mommy recently, and she remarked that there were EXTRA indentations. I didn't believe her, so she snapped a picture to show me:
I am so excited! I had no idea that I would grow more teeth! Mommy says that the "deciduous" teeth will fall out. I refuse to accept this, I think she is just jealous. Can you just imagine how much more efficient I will be with four extra fangs?
So, if you have need of my services, please contact me. Perhaps you are a diabetic and are squeamish about drawing your own blood? Perhaps you would like to save money by not having to visit the medical lab? Maybe you would like to donate blood, but cannot find the time in your hectic schedule.
I can come in the early pre-dawn hours, and extract as much blood as required. I will do my best not to wake you. If you will allow me access to the inside of your refrigerator, I will gladly leave your sample there for you on my way out. Convenient! Inexpensive! And (mostly) painless! Mommy says it hurts, but she has always been overly sensitive.
As always, I accept the following payment methods:
PayPal
Tuna
Salmon
I have always excelled at drawing blood, even in sites that are not highly vascular. I believe this is my true calling.
I am proud of the sharpness of my teeth, and I keep them maintained by working them on a variety of surfaces. I was biting Mommy recently, and she remarked that there were EXTRA indentations. I didn't believe her, so she snapped a picture to show me:
I am so excited! I had no idea that I would grow more teeth! Mommy says that the "deciduous" teeth will fall out. I refuse to accept this, I think she is just jealous. Can you just imagine how much more efficient I will be with four extra fangs?
So, if you have need of my services, please contact me. Perhaps you are a diabetic and are squeamish about drawing your own blood? Perhaps you would like to save money by not having to visit the medical lab? Maybe you would like to donate blood, but cannot find the time in your hectic schedule.
I can come in the early pre-dawn hours, and extract as much blood as required. I will do my best not to wake you. If you will allow me access to the inside of your refrigerator, I will gladly leave your sample there for you on my way out. Convenient! Inexpensive! And (mostly) painless! Mommy says it hurts, but she has always been overly sensitive.
As always, I accept the following payment methods:
PayPal
Tuna
Salmon
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Breheart
Guest
Xumi has shark teeth!!! how cute.. and efficient 