The Atticus Diaries

[WitchyWoman]

That's it! Decoy newspapers! Just keep the one from yesterday, or whatever part's left, and start out perusing it. Won't take long for Atticus to attack. Don't give it up without a decent struggle. Then, once he wins the tussle and proceeds to take the spoils off for further dismemberment, you quietly whip out today's.

Tried that. Didn't work. He wants the paper I'm reading. He must be the center of attention or he's not happy.

 

[WitchyWoman]

Yesterday momma got a delivery and box said "do not open with sharp instrument" so I opens it by myself.

Momma mad cause she missed getting video of me slithering head first through tiny hole. All she got was dis And Juba wanted in box and was persisted until he gots his way

 

[John Campbell]

Atticus, you and Juba did a good job opening that box... Tell mommy not to get mad that she just must be faster next time.

 

[Chris Elliott]

Atticus, you and Juba did a good job opening that box... Tell mommy not to get mad that she just must be faster next time.

And/or use four cameras...

 

[John Campbell]

And/or use four cameras...

At Least 4, Should have had at least 1 night vision camera inside the box as well.

 

[Patti]

Such good babies helping momma open the box without using a sharp instrument...

 

[WitchyWoman]

I thinks momma having affair wif UPS guy cauz he here every day dis week and bring her stuff that makes her clap hands and squeal. Today he brought new water dish. Steel frame wif rubber on bottom. She buys it so I kant nock dish over. I can still splash water out of it. Hahahahahahah

 

[admin]

Thanks Atticus fur teaching carbon and Siri how to play in the glacier point fountain...water all over the place every day

 

[Carykd7kau]

That cat is way too smart for Witchy's own good. He will soon figure out how to remove the dish and make a bigger mess. Mark my words!

 

[Chris Elliott]

One week max before Atticus figures out how to push the bowl up and over. He already has the right idea!

Edit: jinx!