The Atticus Diaries

[John Popp]

I suppose nobody told you about the floppy eared fellow running around your home that they were trying to thwart. Him and others of his ilk, The Hare Club for Men, have been running around stealing eggs and redepositing them in the next venue they burglarize.

So while you would like to place blame on all these men in your life, it was truly their want to keep you safe and left no stone unturned or doorknob untwisted in their quest.

 

[John Campbell]

Savannah slaves unite!
We must cease these behaviors of leaving these dangerous Savandalism intensifiers out and available to our already over stimulated Savannah Masters and Mistresses. If we wish to have abodes for our lovlies that are worthy of their presense, then THEY must remain as mello as possible. My kids will do the warp speed chase through the house, running into my ankles and bringing waves of pain to me, if even allowed to SEE catnip. I cannot imagine what a Caffine saturated Savannah would be like.
We MUST be responsible Servants.

Elsa Loves my Hot Tea, but I do not let her get too much of it... A lap or 2 at the most... Since the Hot Tea is hot, and too hot for her tongue she will dip her paw into it and then lick her paw...

 

[John Campbell]

This usually works for me:
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I don't know if that would work or not.... As smart as these Fur Kids are you may need a Heavy Duty Master Lock...



With those Chains.. This one may work....

 

[John Campbell]

Four days....that's how long it took for someone to forget to lock the new doorknob on the pantry. This morning I woke up to a wrecked pantry again. This time all but Maliik were frolicking in the wreckage. Just goes to show, yet again, that these cats are uber smart and they never let up. Someone is testing that knob regularly and as soon as a human ape slips up, the cat will take advantage of the opportunity.

Well... What did you expect.... I am sure they had a good time reminding you that someone failed to lock the door... It sure was nice that they took this opportunity to remind you that it was unlocked.

 

[WitchyWoman]

Chillin after a hard day of destrucktion

 

[John Popp]

Dino and Dooley salute you Atticus!

Stellar performance and a well deserved nap.

Keep up the good work!

 

[WitchyWoman]

Dis me flyin thru da air after feather wand

Nice lady on FB likes my dark spots. I get 'em from my handsome dad, Falkor of Amara.

 

[John Campbell]

Dis me flyin thru da air after feather wand
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Nice lady on FB likes my dark spots. I get 'em from my handsome dad, Falkor of Amara. View attachment 17494

Looking good... Keep staying airborne, and you are going to have to get a pilots license.

 

[dice]

Nice lady on FB likes my dark spots. I get 'em from my handsome dad, Falkor of Amara. View attachment 17494

Dat's me Grandpa!!!

 

[Rafiki]

Oh dear god....the wavy patterns on the rug with a flying moose above it????? The miniature chairs in the background??? My head!!!! I swear I have not been smoking the wacky weed!