The Atticus Diaries

[Patti]

Okay, that makes sense now, he is on round two with the football toy. I now have a dog as well as multiple cats that all love to destroy the dog toys, so I can commiserate with you!!

 

[WitchyWoman]

I haz a bad mood last nite. Gives cold shoulders to dad. Didn't wanna play wif him. He said he felt rejected. Don't care. Den mom wuz going krazy wif camera and the flashy thingy gives me headache so I lets her know if she don't stop wif pictures, dat kamera gonna be shoved somewhere unkumfurtable. Den the huemens start wif da smarty pants comments "ooooh look at mr fat spotty butt, he in a baaad mood" "hey Bratticus whattsa matter, need your space?" so I close my ears and sit and pout until bedtime. No wunder I in a bad mood, all those dumm comments from them dumm huemens.

 

[SlugMaster]

My boys have been being "wild" the last few days. I blame it on the changing weather, with showers passing through.
Maybe that's to blame for Atticus's attitude?


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[Patti]

Oh Atticus, I'm so sorry you weren't feeling good last night, I hope today was a better day!!!

 

[WitchyWoman]

I make new friend today. Dis lady was sitter for Juba Kai & Taji when dey wuz kittens but lady said they were too much and she retired.

When she first seez me she sez "oooh is he gonna eat me?"

but then I gives her kisses and she decides I ok

 

[Patti]

Very glad you decided to kiss up to her instead of eating her!!

 

[WitchyWoman]

I know dis hard to belief but I wuz kinda bad yesterday. Jumped on Juba too much and bite him too hard. Momma scolds me and hurts my heart so I goes in bedroom for long time to pout. But it lonely in there so I ooze myself on mom's lap and give her sads eyez. She scratches my chin and I fallz asleep on her hand.

Den she sez she gonna get revenge for me being me and starts takin pics of my noze. She say she loves poofy noze. I can't nap wif flashy thingy goin off in my face. Den she sez "ooooh look it dat black hole, biggest nostril in da universe" Can't belief she makes fun of my noze like dat. Den she starts callin me Puff Daddy and kisses dis My momma is crazy sumtimes.

 

[Carykd7kau]

Atticus. You boys are just gettin into trouble a lot. My Regie is doing the same thing to Kilifi. You have to calm down and be nice to Juba. He is older and IS your elder.

Aticus
don lissen to that hooman person.. He don kno what he talks abot. We gots to be da bosses of our teratory. But yu gots to kno you is a pretty big guy. I be on yur side buudy.
Regulus

 

[WitchyWoman]

Aticus
don lissen to that hooman person.. He don kno what he talks abot. We gots to be da bosses of our teratory. But yu gots to kno you is a pretty big guy. I be on yur side buudy.
Regulus

Ha Regie. Hoomans dumm. I tryin to be #1 kat instead of Juba. He won't lissen to me. Dat Maliik made like Mohammed Ali and hitted me in da face last week and I hid under bed. Wuzn't fraid of him. Just wanted him to have space to think about his mistake. Den dere's dat feisty Taji. He scary. He da only cat I lissen to round here. I only lissen to hoomans when they gives me food.

 

[Carykd7kau]

I seen Malik..He bigger than me. I wud be some skeered of hims. but I kno yu not be skeered caus yu be big. real big. Taji like Kilifi.. can be reel scarey sometimes. I lissen to her...usualy.
Hoomans be ok when they gives food, and my hooman is kinda nice to sit on and purr. makes me fel calm an he pets nice too.
kep da gud work up. tak da hi ground. yer bud Regs