The Atticus Diaries

[Carykd7kau]

Being from an Officer of the Law in your history, how could you ever suggest something of that nature.

Well, it DOES happen once in a while. From a violation of a local ordinance.... can't remember the number of the code, but it is " P.O.P. - - Pissing off the police."

 

[John Campbell]

Well, it DOES happen once in a while. From a violation of a local ordinance.... can't remember the number of the code, but it is " P.O.P. - - Pissing off the police."

You aren't saying that Atticus has pissed you off now are you

 

[dice]

Around these parts, it seems the Girls are the most devious, and allow the boys to take credit.

 

[John Campbell]

Around these parts, it seems the Girls are the most devious, and allow the boys to take credit.

I must speak up for the Girls... Elsa has been one of the best young Ladies and the worst thing that she has done was to shred some Toilet Paper (I would not falsely accuse her, I witnessed it). She comes when she is called, at bed time she goes to bed. When given the opportunity she is an excellent mouser. Upon occasion she will turn lights on and off in the house, and she has learned that skill very well.

 

[SV Dad]

Since all savannahs are innocent of all crimes.

Witchy, Witchy, Witchy....Let me refresh your memory. I for one, convicted Holly Berry of savandalism. I witnessed it (Not all savandalism is unwitnessed, Cary!), and further more took photographic evidence and posted it promptly. I had a corroborating witness, Sue, back up the charge. Well, err... she made the original charge and I went down there to see if it was true.
And the court thanks Savanna Momma from enlightening us with photographic evidence of domicile bliss with 3 savannahs. Further proof, the more savannahs you have, the less problems!
I am bewildered by all these claims of damage as my three are quite well behaved. I am surprised the responsible breeders of this community have not taken offense to the scurrilous claims these cats reek havoc in their forever homes. (Well, ok, Patti did speak up!)
I do have one mystery. With all of the claimed damage (disassembling?) to said robot, surely, there must have been some noise.. yet you slept thru it.
Mr. Popp suggests it may have been a setup to frame poor Atticus, or in the least poor Atticus suffered from mechanical taunting. (Mallik seems to have been bullying him lately.) Cary takes the position, Atticus couldn't help himself and thus should have some kind of leniency. John Campbell... that ambulance chaser, wouldn't know a crime if he committed it himself. With these types of clamoring, should this go to a jury, it is possible that jury nullification could occur.
This claim is on very shaky ground.

 

[Carykd7kau]

You aren't saying that Atticus has pissed you off now are you

Spoken like a true lawyer. Turing words around in a way they were not intended.
NO JC I did NOT say Atticus pissed me off. I used that as an example of what COULD happen. Leave it to the lawyers of this world to twist and turn words spoken about one thing and make it sound like something else. Hence , one of the reasons I hate the whole legal system.

I must speak up for the Girls...

Well, I MUST say the girls are not always squeaky clean. My Kilifi just this minute, while running in the house, (a behavior frowned on here,) climbed up to her high shelf on the wall. On her way, she used the computer desk as a jumping point, (something else frowned upon,) and put 4(four) claw holes in my forearm.Say what you will, but she is guilty. And no court will stop the procedure of justice in this crime.

 

[WitchyWoman]

RD, have you ever heard of paragraph breaks? I fell asleep partway through your missive which I'm sure contained enough fact mixed in with the bull to make it seem sensible but I haven't the stamina to read all the way through.

 

[John Campbell]

RD, have you ever heard of paragraph breaks? I fell asleep partway through your missive which I'm sure contained enough fact mixed in with the bull to make it seem sensible but I haven't the stamina to read all the way through.

Wow... It seems you are getting sleepy pretty frequently now days... Wine Again... We still remember the affair with accusing poor Atticus of stealing a piece of chicken while flying though the air like he had wings and then to find out alcohol was involved... Hmm...

Personally, I had no problems reading through the entire article... Looked pretty clear.

Note to Judge RascalDad: If this case comes to trial, my Client Pleads "Not Guilty" to all charges.

 

[SV Dad]

Say what you will, but she is guilty. And no court will stop the procedure of justice in this crime.

Sounds suspiciously like street justice is going on......

Cary, what are you thinking? Cats run thru the house all the time. They step on keyboards. They put claw marks in their servants. And you frown on this? Deal with it like the rest of us.

 

[Carykd7kau]

RD, mine are very well behaved. They normally do run and jump, but they are usually very careful not to hurt dad. I am the only one to feed them, and they know it. Since there was blood loss this time, and Kilifi saw it, she freaked out and hid. I had to assure her that I would not cook her for dinner. She has since relaxed and is doing her normal sweet things.

I would never take it out to the street. The justice is provided at home.