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The Atticus Diaries

WitchyWoman

Admin
Staff member
A Poem, by Atticus

O woe is me
I is in timeout
No No Atticus
My momma did shout
Dat chicken is for daddy
Stop bein' so bratty
Bad bad Atticus
Put the chickie down
Said my momma wif a big frown
O woe is me
I is in timeout
Dat chickie sure was good
 

WitchyWoman

Admin
Staff member
Oh no Atticus, how mean of mommy not to want to share her chicken with you!!!
Oh now wait a dad gum minute. I tried to get the chicken in the oven while he was eating his dinner which consisted of 1 lb of buffalo & rabbit. It ain't like he's starving. Piglet.
 

John Campbell

Site Supporter
Staff member
Dis my innocent "what chicken?" face but belly bulge gives me away.
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Looking at this from A Legal stand point, there is NO evidence that you are the one that ate the chicken... Demand a new hearing and get a new trial.... It is obvious that one of the other cats is just setting you up as the fall guy.... We can see by your face absolute pure innocence... Seeing a Fat Belly by no means says it is chicken.... Mommy has obviously made an error... Tell her you want me to the the judge and we will hear all the facts...
 

WitchyWoman

Admin
Staff member
Looking at this from A Legal stand point, there is NO evidence that you are the one that ate the chicken... Demand a new hearing and get a new trial.... It is obvious that one of the other cats is just setting you up as the fall guy.... We can see by your face absolute pure innocence... Seeing a Fat Belly by no means says it is chicken.... Mommy has obviously made an error... Tell her you want me to the the judge and we will hear all the facts...

John, I hope Elsa soaks her ball in the toilet after you forget to flush and drops it on your forehead while you're sleeping.
 
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