The Atticus Diaries

[Rafiki]

John, I hope Elsa soaks her ball in the toilet after you forget to flush and drops it on your forehead while you're sleeping.

A fate worst than coughing up frogs?

 

[John Campbell]

John, I hope Elsa soaks her ball in the toilet after you forget to flush and drops it on your forehead while you're sleeping.

Hey now.. that is not nice to say... I was just trying to help Atticus defend himself... I mean really after being accused of stealing a little bit of chicken.. Geez... You're not even letting him tell his side of the story, or cop out on which cat really did it... All because he has a full tummy.... That is all circumstantial... Give the little guy a break...

 

[WitchyWoman]

I mean really after being accused of stealing a little bit of chicken.. Geez... You're not even letting him tell his side of the story, or cop out on which cat really did it. That is all circumstantial... Give the little guy a break...

We, the below foresworn, do solemly testify that Bratticus stole the chicken. The rest of us have too much class and he is a silly kitten. Our momma doesn't lie. The kitten relies on cuteness to get away with murder.

Taji
Juba Kai
Maliik

 

[John Campbell]

We, the below foresworn, do solemly testify that Bratticus stole the chicken. The rest of us have too much class and he is a silly kitten. Our momma doesn't lie. The kitten relies on cuteness to get away with murder.

Taji
Juba Kai
Maliik

Ok... You do not qualify to be Judge, however you would qualify to be prosecuting attorney... I will be more than glad to be his Defense Attorney.... We could probably get RascalDad to be the Judge... Then we will get to the bottom of it... 3 affidavit's from 3 other prominent suspects would not be acceptable, If nothing else we could get an acquittal for him.

If you want a Jury, maybe Cary, Rafiki, Chris, Kristin, JP, Patti and I am sure we could get 6 more...

 

[Rafiki]

Rafiki says that she wants the opportunity to sample examine the evidence ......

 

[John Campbell]

Rafiki says that she wants the opportunity to sample examine the evidence ......

That is the problem.. There is no evidence... It is all hear say from Witchy.... You can be a Jury member however...

 

[SV Dad]

We, the below foresworn, do solemly testify that Bratticus stole the chicken. The rest of us have too much class and he is a silly kitten. Our momma doesn't lie. The kitten relies on cuteness to get away with murder.

Taji
Juba Kai
Maliik

The foregoing affidavits are summarily disallowed, as they are kittens of interest and potentially co-conspirators. Bring me more evidence or this charge shall be dismissed for lack of evidence.

 

[John Popp]

Dey all trying to run sum kinda game on my bro!

Keep your tail down and don't drop the soap.

Dino

 

[John Campbell]

I remember that movie so well...

 

[WitchyWoman]

Momma sez she send all you doubters my poops for chickie analysis. In da meantime, I haz big milestone last nite. Figured out how to get on kitchin cabnets. Now udder kats can't hide from me and I slaps Juba to gets my point akross. Haaaahaaaaaa.