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Use a little Love Atticus. Share your toys and treats. They will know when it is time. 
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The Atticus Diaries
- Thread starter WitchyWoman
- Start date
I luvs brooders but I share nuffing. I sez "grrrrrrr" and gives slitty eyes when dey try to play wif toy I want. I sez "grrrrrr" and slaps them when momma gives us goat's milk. Nobuddy gets near me when I eats.Use a little Love Atticus. Share your toys and treats. They will know when it is time.
John Popp
Site Supporter
Yeah fer pure fear of loozen an eer, paw or a peece of dare tail when you throwing down sum grub wit a nife and fork in yo mits.
Dino
Judge RascalDad: Since the Defense I call for all charges be dismissed against my client named Atticus due to lack of evidence being presented by the prosecution.
John Popp
Site Supporter
John,
You want poop! You can't handle the poop!
Son, we live in a world that has kitchen cabinets , and those cabinets have to be guarded by cats with claws. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Mr Campbell? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Atticus' pains of hunger, and you curse that of his Fathers. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That the disappearance of that chicken, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the poop because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on the kitchen cabinets, you need me on that kitchen counter. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the chickenbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you sharpen your claws, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
You want poop! You can't handle the poop!
Son, we live in a world that has kitchen cabinets , and those cabinets have to be guarded by cats with claws. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Mr Campbell? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Atticus' pains of hunger, and you curse that of his Fathers. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That the disappearance of that chicken, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the poop because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on the kitchen cabinets, you need me on that kitchen counter. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the chickenbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you sharpen your claws, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
SV Dad
Savannah Super Cat
Ummm JP, JC was directing his poop request to Dino's brother.......
Sir Lord James Dino Martini of Lexington, as far as anyone can tell, is pure as the driven snow. (But Trish might not agree. See "Preview, Codename Dino" for details, specifically the photo a bathroom assault on toilet paper...)
The allegations concern his brother, Atticus the Bratticus, whose servant admits to leaving chicken out on a counter unsupervised, in a house with four savannah cats.
As you are a seasoned servant of savannahs yourself, you can see the folly of this servant negligence.
JC was rising to the defense of your beloved Dino's brother. Although it was really none of his business, he felt Atticus's honor was besmirched unfairly, and decided to champion Atticus's cause. (Most of us really thought you would step up to defend the adolescent kitten, as you are directly related.)
I ask as a friend, to please not be offended by JC. His heart is in the right place.
Sir Lord James Dino Martini of Lexington, as far as anyone can tell, is pure as the driven snow. (But Trish might not agree. See "Preview, Codename Dino" for details, specifically the photo a bathroom assault on toilet paper...)
The allegations concern his brother, Atticus the Bratticus, whose servant admits to leaving chicken out on a counter unsupervised, in a house with four savannah cats.
As you are a seasoned servant of savannahs yourself, you can see the folly of this servant negligence.
JC was rising to the defense of your beloved Dino's brother. Although it was really none of his business, he felt Atticus's honor was besmirched unfairly, and decided to champion Atticus's cause. (Most of us really thought you would step up to defend the adolescent kitten, as you are directly related.)
I ask as a friend, to please not be offended by JC. His heart is in the right place.
John Popp
Site Supporter
Simply suggesting there are piles amongst piles of evidence being requested. Most of it has been covered in dust and sand with no indication of the source.
I am not so sure that Atticus isn't the perpetrator of this crime. At the same time given his youth he may not have held up well under interrogation. It was a crime of opportunity, with 4 Savannahs present and anyone of them would have willingly made haste with the chicken.
I also hope the court admonishes the person who had there stupid hat on when leaving the chicken unattended.
I am not so sure that Atticus isn't the perpetrator of this crime. At the same time given his youth he may not have held up well under interrogation. It was a crime of opportunity, with 4 Savannahs present and anyone of them would have willingly made haste with the chicken.
I also hope the court admonishes the person who had there stupid hat on when leaving the chicken unattended.
I Object Your Honor "Judge RascalDad", With your own statement "I am not so sure that Atticus isn't the perpetrator of this crime." I must object. I must stand with my client that he is totally innocent of all crimes. Furthermore as many pictures as there are of Atticus, there must have been a camera close somewhere. I would like to subpoena any and all pictures in regards to the consumption of the chicken in question. So far all the evidence comes from one source in verbal content only with no one backing her story... I would like she (Witchy) was the one that consumed the chicken that was supposed to be for her husband, and since she ate too much and to explain to her husband that there was no chicken for him she blamed it on innocent Atticus.
I would like to present to following evidence of character of my client into evidence:
By looking at the character of my Client Atticus, I see no way that he could have committed this crime.
I would like to present to following evidence of character of my client into evidence:
The chicken was not unattended, it was in my hand which luckily suffered no ill effects from the supersonic fly-by filching done by Atticus Bratticus Phaticus of Amara.
If it was that fast, are you sure it wasn't one of the other kitties... It sounds as it was so fast that it was all a BLUR.... That fast it could have been anyone of them... Also, when things happen that fast some people see things that were not really there... Sir Atticus is way above such thievory... The other cat that stole it realized that they were going to get in trouble so they quickly dropped in on Atticus making him the fall guy...