Keep it up Atticus.. Keep emptying those toy boxes... Momma needs the exercise...
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The Atticus Diaries
- Thread starter WitchyWoman
- Start date
Dis morning I broked momma's french press. She was really sad cuz she didn't get kawfee and she know I sad cuz she sad. She pick me up for cuddles and kisses and sez akcidents happen and she luvs me and I feels better.
Couple minutes later I finded her in laundry room washing some stuff in sink. I jumps in sink and gets soaked and den I hafta pee so I jumps from sink into litter box. Momma starts to whine. I gets all coated in litter dat momma sez I look like peece of breaded chicken and I goes runnin thru house playing wif toys and leavin piles of wet litter everywhere on her freshly mopped floors. Momma sez no Atticus, noooooooooo. She scoops me up, puts me back in sink and rinses me off. I think dis is reely fun and will try to do it again tomorrow. Momma had to vacuum and mop floors again. She sez I reely keeps her weight down.
Couple minutes later I finded her in laundry room washing some stuff in sink. I jumps in sink and gets soaked and den I hafta pee so I jumps from sink into litter box. Momma starts to whine. I gets all coated in litter dat momma sez I look like peece of breaded chicken and I goes runnin thru house playing wif toys and leavin piles of wet litter everywhere on her freshly mopped floors. Momma sez no Atticus, noooooooooo. She scoops me up, puts me back in sink and rinses me off. I think dis is reely fun and will try to do it again tomorrow. Momma had to vacuum and mop floors again. She sez I reely keeps her weight down.
Carykd7kau
Reincarnated cat Moderator
Awww. Be nice to momma, Atticus. She loves you, ya know, and won't get too mad, but be careful. She is, after all, just a human.
Good Atticus... Mommy needs her exercise... Keeping her moving really helps her get her daily exercise. Getting close to the golden years she needs all the work out she can get so keep her working hard.
I'm backing away from JC so I'm less likely to suffer collateral damage when Witchy starts throwing curses.
Egads, I think John has a deathwish.
Don't worry, I have protection from all sorts of curses, spells, and Other Witch Craft...
Tort518
Savannah Super Cat
Don't worry, I have protection from all sorts of curses, spells, and Other Witch Craft...
It's not you I'm so worried about . . . it's the splatter!
Chris Elliott
Savannah Super Cat
Or her cat's tails...JC, you're on your own with WW. I recommended against lighting the straw on her broom.
JC is being relatively benign. And I'm too deep in mourning for my french press and too tired from cleaning up Atticus's messes to muster the energy to curse anyone. That kitten can trash a house in under 10 seconds. Must be a Guinness World category for that.