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The Atticus Diaries
- Thread starter WitchyWoman
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MermaidsandCats
Savannah Super Cat
Atticus, was mamma pulling a Julia Child? "I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food! "
Momma is Eyetalion and strong beliefer dat wine is best when put in food and in cook. She sez da more wine in da cook, da better da food. She learnt dat when she wuz little and watched Julia Child all da time.
Atticus... Please make sure she keeps plenty of wine... Next time you get in trouble we will use her wine with impaired judgment to keep you from being prosecuted..... You really need to do your best to keep her loaded, but don't let her see this message as she may not use the Wine as much and thus loose our solid defense case of throwing out her testimony
MermaidsandCats
Savannah Super Cat
John you are so bad. I hope Atticus is paying you well for all these wonderful ideas!
Atticus is my client... We got him cleared of false charges applied against him for stealing chicken... The only witness was under the influence of wine... Judge Rascal Dad threw the case out when the prosecution changed their story and discredited her testimony.
SV Dad
Savannah Super Cat
J.C., I'm gonna throw you out of the court room if I find out you are (again) tampering with cases by encouraging your client to foster alcohol ingestion to impeach the litigant! We play fairly in my courtroom! Atticus, you are on notice your counsel is behaving inappropriately.
Atticus, you are on notice your counsel is behaving inappropriately.
JC can't be counsel cuz he has conflicted interest. He haz Elsa who eats steak and she haz him hypnotized dat SVs don't cauze trubble.
Elsa causes very little problems... She is a goood Girl..
Carykd7kau
Reincarnated cat Moderator
yer right Atticus...She has him hypnotized.