The Atticus Diaries

[SV Dad]

And.....pictures, pictures, PICTURES please?

Ahh, this goes without saying!

 

[WitchyWoman]

Momma doing dinner prep. She sez red potatoes ain't toyz. I sez dey red, dey round and dey roll so dey is ballz. I is now under bed wif 4 ballz.

 

[NikkiA]

Momma doing dinner prep. She sez red potatoes ain't toyz. I sez dey red, dey round and dey roll so dey is ballz. I is now under bed wif 4 ballz.

Jarvis does this with clementines and limes. I get the funniest notes from the girls who come and help me clean

 

[WitchyWoman]

Yesterday nite I tries to teach poppa how to work new washer and dryer. Just gotta push da on and start buttons but he don't catch on too quick. He decided to escort me from room cause he embarrassed I'm smarter.

 

[Patti]

No need to be embarrassed, he just needs to learn his place in the hierarchy of intelligent beings in this world...

 

[WitchyWoman]

I iz meticulous wif my personal hygiene. After I eats I washes my face and feets in sink and den dry off real good cauz momma sez wet head butts in winter makes her cold. And I flosses my teef wif towel too cauz momma squeals when I kisses her wif meaty breath.

 

[Carykd7kau]

That is a good boy. Humans like clean kitty kids. You are very good at keeping clean Atticus. I am proud to call you a friend.

 

[Patti]

One would think there is catnip in that towel!!

 

[WitchyWoman]

One would think there is catnip in that towel!!

No catnip, but I suspect there is something in the new detergent I'm using that he likes, aside from his good grooming habits that is

 

[WitchyWoman]

Dis what I eatz. Brekfast today wuz 1 lb chicken.

Couple dayz ago, momma gives me a big cornish game hen, 22 oz. My belly was swinging back & forf after dat meal.