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What would you ask your cat if it could speak your language?

Cathouse1

Site Supporter
Do you really think standing upright and eating off the counter is acceptable because you aren't actually on the counter? Mr Persistent!

Why do you need to eat everyone else's food when you have food in your bowl?
 

WitchyWoman

Admin
Staff member
Why do you lick stale water droplets from the sinks and counters when you have TWO water fountains that always have fresh water?
 

DChap

Site Supporter
Why won't you eat raw anymore? :(
And is it really necessary to knock everything off the counters, shelves etc?;)
 

admin

Paige
Staff member
Taj, why do you have to stand up and pee and why does your pee go straight out and over the 18.5" high rubbermaid tote...

Ixas...why do you think that knocking everything and anything off the counter is fun? Especially int he middle of the night!

Cinny - why do you chase me around for coconut oil as soon as I take out the jar? And why do you, Ixas, Zuri and now Orion follow me into the bathroom all the time, thinking you are going to get chicks...

Zuri - WHY do you have to run on the cat wheel all hours of the night?

Orion - why are you so damn sweet? And so damn spoiled...
 

Becki

Savannah Super Cat
Ha, @admin ! Kovu pees standing up, too! I thought he was the only special one.

I would ask why Nyah why she has to splash water all over the bathroom. We know you can turn the faucet on, we are so impressed by your smarts. Can you just splash in the sink a bit? I have noticed the kitchen sink dripping in the mornings, are you expanding your faucet skills?

Also for Nyah, why do you flop down on the floor after I pick you up as if your legs no longer work? I promise the act of me picking you up does not break you. By the way, the majority of the times you do get picked up is because you ran into the baby's room at bedtime and refused to leave. If you wouldn't do this, you could limit the picking up exponentially.

I would ask Kovu why he has to steal all the dogs toys when he has a mountain of his own. They didn't appreciate you putting fangs through their chew man squeaker so he now just makes a sad puff noise.

Also, little Kovu, when you go running and growling at the door or when you think a stranger is coming upstairs (usually Daddy), what are you thinking? What are your plans if, in fact, it is a bad guy at the door or coming up the stairs to get us?
 

Joey Jordan

Savannah Super Cat
I would ask why do you wait until 2:30 in the morning to decide YOU want to be loved on. And then you won't leave me alone. And why do you have to paw me in the face.
Zuri looks a litte cross eyed so I'd ask him if he sees two of everything. LOL
I'd ask Zuri why he always has to get in the litter box when I'm cleaning it.
 

Kristin

Animal Communicator
She's very sweet but like any SV, she gets into her share of trouble and when I first got her, Mischief was always getting yelled at because of stuff she did.

It is opposite here. We are so used to Zeddie getting into trouble (which is her nickname...she earned it) but she taught her 10 year old dsh brother (who used to be fat but now is looking lovely) how to get into things. Because he no longer has the weight to hold him back he is jumping on the counters and getting into stuff and I will hear him and yell "ZEDDIE!!" and she will be sitting right beside me like "what?!"
 

ambiente18

Site Supporter
My first question is - Are you happy with me at home?
And specially for Ambiente - Why do you love to pee everywhere, but, you know exactly where you should:uh oh:
 

MM3

Site Supporter
Why do you eat carpet fibers? And are obsessed with poly fill? IM POSITIVE THEY DON'T TASTE LIKE FOOD. And are difficult to swallow.....yeah! Your so picky about your food. Why is that? One day you LOVE CHICKEN, the next day you turn your nose up. one day you love your salmon the next day you ignore it and walk right by it. ( I wonder if others are having this struggle, a fair amount of $$$$$ is hitting the garbage disposal. I thought about using a dehydrater to try and make crunchy wafers to recoup some $$$. )Are you the only fussy girl?
 
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