Introducing Holly

[Patti]

the pendulum at the bottom of the clock now works, it never did before. So she was a clock repairer

What a talented young lady! And so misunderstood - to think she was accused of savandalism!!

 

[SV Dad]

Savandalism... at it's finest!
Alright JC! The perp is right at the scene!

 

[John Campbell]

Savandalism... at it's finest!
Alright JC! The perp is right at the scene!

Did you see the tree go over... Do you have Proof? Paw Prints, DNA, ETC!

 

[SV Dad]

I saw this little shi*t casing the joint out last Friday!

 

[John Campbell]

I saw this little shi*t casing the joint out last Friday!

Circumstantial evidence.... Will never stand up in court!

 

[Sue]

On the back of the couch is CJ, our Scottish Fold. CJ says it was not him. He does not destroy anything.

 

[John Campbell]

Hmm... Sounds like favortism....

 

[John Popp]

The standard of proof is beyond a reasonable doubt, not beyond a shadow of a doubt. In this case I think someone needs to prove their innocence as with a savannah, there isn't much sunshine between between being the probable culprit and guilty.

 

[SV Dad]

And what about priors? Huh?
I witnessed the pool savandalism in person and posted photographic evidence. She was seen coveting the tree. She cased the joint. She has a known record at this residence. No need for a perp walk. I know who did this. The savandalism all started after she took up residence. How much smoke do you need to recognize a fire?

 

[John Campbell]

The standard of proof is beyond a reasonable doubt, not beyond a shadow of a doubt. In this case I think someone needs to prove their innocence as with a savannah, there isn't much sunshine between between being the probable culprit and guilty.

There is only a picture of a fallen over Christmas Tree and a suspect laying peacefully on the couch... Watching the scenery outdoors.. The picture only proves the tree fell over, not who did it...