Introducing Holly

[John Campbell]

And what about priors? Huh?
I witnessed the pool savandalism in person and posted photographic evidence. She was seen coveting the tree. She cased the joint. She has a known record at this residence. No need for a perp walk. I know who did this. The savandalism all started after she took up residence. How much smoke do you need to recognize a fire?

Someone has to stand for the defense of these little angels!

 

[SV Dad]

Horse

 

[John Campbell]

Keep in mind I have one of the relatives that is fully experienced Savannah.... She said it could not have been your suspect... She said it with her right paw on a Bible!

 

[SV Dad]

She said it with her right paw on a Bible!

Like that makes a difference. She wasn't even there!

 

[John Campbell]

Like that makes a difference. She wasn't even there!

Neither were you!

 

[John Popp]

I'd sure like to hear a plausible alternative to how this happened.

 

[John Campbell]

I'd sure like to hear a plausible alternative to how this happened.

It is obvious that the Christmas Tree just fell over... Maybe someone left the door or window open and the wind blew it over!

 

[Rafiki]

Rafiki says that Christmas trees are known to faint.

 

[John Campbell]

Rafiki is very observant... That is a possibility of what happened...

 

[SV Dad]

First, It is nowhere near the door.
Second, there are no drafts in the room.
Third, the place is habitated by a know savandal.
Fourth, as I told you, I saw Holly casing the joint.
The other cat has never been known to cause any problems. He is scared of his own shadow. Holly on the other hand has the "bring it on!" cattitude.
If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, flies like a duck, and craps like a duck, It's a duck