Hey Taco, it could be worse, they could suckle you. I have a 20 lb. 8 month old F1 boy and he demands a couple suckle sessions from me daily. He has tapered off from when he first came home. I always had soaking wet spots on my clothes. He is a saliva factory. I kinda liked it, but I'm pretty weird that way.
I am not sure how to answer that one... It is quite hard to imagine...